Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn under a rainbow … my life is the opposite of that.
2 years ago
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn under a rainbow … my life is the opposite of that.
2 years ago
Don’t tell me who I can and cannot LOVE!
2 years ago
Dear Lil Wayne,
I’m Da Pussy Monsta, Da Pussy Monsta, Da Pussy Monsta, Da Pussy Monsta
Girl U Gotta Feed Me, Pussy, Pussy Pussy, Pussy Pussy, Pussy.
Love,
Pimp Cat
2 years ago
2 years agoWake up, wake up. We begin Operation Enslave Humanity in an hour.
(via Kaotic Harmony)
I don’t know where I am or why she’s wearing rubber gloves, but I am totally going for it.
2 years ago
I’m just warming it up for you, loser.
2 years ago
Haaa-ay. What’s your name?
2 years ago
Back to work after the holiday weekend. I wish I married for money, not love.
2 years ago
Even Snuggies go to H-E-L-L.
2 years ago