Does this tail make my ass look fat?

Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn under a rainbow … my life is the opposite of that.

Don’t tell me who I can and cannot LOVE!

I’m here for the gangbang.

(via tweexcore)

Dear Lil Wayne,

I’m Da Pussy Monsta, Da Pussy Monsta, Da Pussy Monsta, Da Pussy Monsta
Girl U Gotta Feed Me, Pussy, Pussy Pussy, Pussy Pussy, Pussy.

Love,

Pimp Cat

catsdoingshit:

Wake up, wake up. We begin Operation Enslave Humanity in an hour.

(via Kaotic Harmony)

I don’t know where I am or why she’s wearing rubber gloves, but I am totally going for it.

I’m just warming it up for you, loser.

Haaa-ay. What’s your name?

Back to work after the holiday weekend.  I wish I married for money, not love.

Even Snuggies go to H-E-L-L.