Does this tail make my ass look fat?
June 23, 2009
I’ ve been made an honest woman am going on my Honeymoon.  Be back in a week with more Pets With Low Self Esteem. :)!

I’ ve been made an honest woman am going on my Honeymoon.  Be back in a week with more Pets With Low Self Esteem. :)!

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June 18, 2009
If you had a full beard at 2 months old, you’d blaze up too.

If you had a full beard at 2 months old, you’d blaze up too.

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June 16, 2009
Never have I ever had a craving for dick this badly. juliasegal: bitter beer face?

Never have I ever had a craving for dick this badly.

juliasegal:

bitter beer face?
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June 15, 2009
I have a terrible personality. But it doesn’t matter. Ever. funkenflug: (via snuh)

I have a terrible personality. But it doesn’t matter. Ever.

funkenflug:

(via snuh)
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June 13, 2009
After my nap I am going to slay the ladies.

After my nap I am going to slay the ladies.

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June 12, 2009
This guy is two seconds away from launching into a montage, I can feel it. (via funkenflug)

This guy is two seconds away from launching into a montage, I can feel it.

(via funkenflug)

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June 11, 2009
My face looks like an outer labia. Not sexy.

My face looks like an outer labia. Not sexy.

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June 9, 2009
Please God, give my balls back.  I’ll do anything. Kill the kid?  Sure, I’ll kill the kid. Consider it done.

Please God, give my balls back.  I’ll do anything.

Kill the kid?  Sure, I’ll kill the kid. Consider it done.

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June 8, 2009
You think we’ll still be rocking out this hard in 30 years?

You think we’ll still be rocking out this hard in 30 years?

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June 6, 2009
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women.

A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women.

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