Does this tail make my ass look fat?
June 5, 2009
He told me his name was Lenny … should I be worried?

He told me his name was Lenny … should I be worried?

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June 4, 2009
Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine…

Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine…

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They say success is relative…. but I think it’s safe to say that my life amounts to what I am scooping up.

They say success is relative…. but I think it’s safe to say that my life amounts to what I am scooping up.

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June 3, 2009
I am gonna cuddle the SHIT out of you.

I am gonna cuddle the SHIT out of you.

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Did I ever tell you that the first person I made out with cried?

Did I ever tell you that the first person I made out with cried?

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This outfit is why we rip faces off.

This outfit is why we rip faces off.

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June 2, 2009
Fuck me pumps? No, fuck you pumps.

Fuck me pumps?

No, fuck you pumps.

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June 1, 2009
In Mother Russia, Chihuaha wears YOU!

In Mother Russia, Chihuaha wears YOU!

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May 31, 2009

Yes, I was the one who farted.

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It was a quiet Saturday night.  I had just finished cleaning myself and was watching my favorite Japanese Game Show ….

… when I heard, in the distance, someone open a can of Tuna.

Fuck this shit. To the cat-mobile!

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