Does this tail make my ass look fat?

I guess I’m grateful that whatever this guy did last night to shit me back out, is a good thing.

The Secret of Nihm can suck my balls.

And this.

I tried to live a dignified life of eating garbage and pooping in public, but then this happened.

Nothing worse that getting caught with shuttlecock in your mouth…

Get over here you dirty bitch.

I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.

I want some Fuckin’ French Toast!

Look what I just found in Dad’s briefcase…

I wonder when an appropriate moment will arise to tell her that I’m Jewish.