Does this tail make my ass look fat?

Two *other* definitions I wish I knew before I signed up for my Gmail address:

Otter⋅pop - [aw-ter-pop] (noun/verb):

a) a delicious frozen treat served in a thin plastic wrapper.
b) the act of a male sea otter repeatedly hitting a female sea otter on the nose
(often drawing blood) until the female is submitted into coitus
c) humans acting out the sea otter ritual in b; coercing a female into sex

(via fuckyeahotters)