Does this tail make my ass look fat?

Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn under a...

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 12:20:01 -0400

Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn under a rainbow … my life is the opposite of that.

Don’t tell me who I can and cannot LOVE!

Wed, 29 Jul 2009 13:00:18 -0400

Don’t tell me who I can and cannot LOVE!

I’m here for the gangbang. (via tweexcore)

Fri, 24 Jul 2009 17:52:08 -0400

I’m here for the gangbang.

(via tweexcore)

Dear Lil Wayne, I’m Da Pussy Monsta, Da Pussy Monsta, Da...

Thu, 23 Jul 2009 15:03:42 -0400

Dear Lil Wayne,

I’m Da Pussy Monsta, Da Pussy Monsta, Da Pussy Monsta, Da Pussy Monsta
Girl U Gotta Feed Me, Pussy, Pussy Pussy, Pussy Pussy, Pussy.

Love,

Pimp Cat

catsdoingshit: Wake up, wake up. We begin Operation Enslave...

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 12:43:25 -0400

catsdoingshit:

Wake up, wake up. We begin Operation Enslave Humanity in an hour.

(via Kaotic Harmony)

I don’t know where I am or why she’s wearing rubber...

Tue, 21 Jul 2009 10:02:39 -0400

I don’t know where I am or why she’s wearing rubber gloves, but I am totally going for it.

I’m just warming it up for you, loser.

Tue, 21 Jul 2009 09:34:14 -0400

I’m just warming it up for you, loser.

Haaa-ay. What’s your name?

Tue, 07 Jul 2009 12:32:41 -0400

Haaa-ay. What’s your name?

Back to work after the holiday weekend. I wish I married for...

Mon, 06 Jul 2009 10:57:00 -0400

Back to work after the holiday weekend. I wish I married for money, not love.

Even Snuggies go to H-E-L-L.

Sun, 05 Jul 2009 19:20:00 -0400

Even Snuggies go to H-E-L-L.

I’ ve been made an honest woman am going on my Honeymoon. ...

Tue, 23 Jun 2009 23:27:46 -0400

I’ ve been made an honest woman am going on my Honeymoon. Be back in a week with more Pets With Low Self Esteem. :)!

If you had a full beard at 2 months old, you’d blaze up...

Thu, 18 Jun 2009 11:34:29 -0400

If you had a full beard at 2 months old, you’d blaze up too.

Never have I ever had a craving for dick this...

Tue, 16 Jun 2009 17:23:00 -0400

Never have I ever had a craving for dick this badly.

juliasegal:

bitter beer face?

I have a terrible personality. But it doesn’t matter....

Mon, 15 Jun 2009 10:46:20 -0400

I have a terrible personality. But it doesn’t matter. Ever.

funkenflug:

(via snuh)

After my nap I am going to slay the ladies.

Sat, 13 Jun 2009 10:55:47 -0400

After my nap I am going to slay the ladies.

This guy is two seconds away from launching into a montage, I...

Fri, 12 Jun 2009 09:57:22 -0400

This guy is two seconds away from launching into a montage, I can feel it.

(via funkenflug)

My face looks like an outer labia. Not sexy.

Thu, 11 Jun 2009 10:33:42 -0400

My face looks like an outer labia. Not sexy.

Please God, give my balls back. I’ll do anything. Kill...

Tue, 09 Jun 2009 12:55:33 -0400

Please God, give my balls back. I’ll do anything.

Kill the kid? Sure, I’ll kill the kid. Consider it done.

You think we’ll still be rocking out this hard in 30...

Mon, 08 Jun 2009 09:59:39 -0400

You think we’ll still be rocking out this hard in 30 years?

A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at...

Sat, 06 Jun 2009 10:37:43 -0400

A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women.